Sunday, May 1, 2011

Berlusconi Expects Beatification for Services Rendered to Teenage Girls






Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has told Pope Benedict that he expects to be beatified on his death.

The Italian Lothario, who will turn 75 in September, believes that he merits beatification because of how happy he has made, and still is making, young girls.

He has told an aide: “I am sharing the generous endowment the good Lord has bestowed on me - my libido - with our Italian girls. What did Pope John-Paul II do to be beatified? He made one old nun happy. I have made scores of young girls very happy. So who's the saint? Me or Karol Wojtyla? And I'm Italian to boot whereas he was a foreigner.”





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