We’ve all been there before. You know, out at a bar, pounding Irish Car Bombs when suddenly we get this overwhelming urge to bust out our cell phones and drunk text our friends really brilliant dumb shit. Lucky for us though, a little website called Texts From Last Night is there to capture our lowest and most ridiculous moments in drunk text history. So without further ado, we present to you our first in a series of our favorite Drunk Texts From Last Night.
We’ve all been there before. You know, out at a bar, pounding Irish Car Bombs when suddenly we get this overwhelming urge to bust out our cell phones and drunk text our friends really brilliant dumb shit. Lucky for us though, a little website called Texts From Last Night is there to capture our lowest and most ridiculous moments in drunk text history. So without further ado, we present to you our first in a series of our favorite Drunk Texts From Last Night.
(210):
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles… I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
(774):
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that’s just drowning near fruit.
(231):
The game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton-things? If the answer is no, go home. It’s usually his pants.
(719):
Laying on the kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter…I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink either are possible.
(210):
When someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew
how to say was “chug-a-lug”.
Big thanks to our friends at Texts From Last Night for keeping us constantly entertained with other people’s drunken ridiculousness. Party hard this Halloween Night Tappers–but be careful what you drunk text. Or you might just end up featured on our next Drunk Texts From Last Night segment!
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